on a scale from Matilda to Carrie how well do you handle having telekinesis and terrible parents
AND HARRY SITS THERE TRYING NOT TO SMILE AS HE HEARS LILY IN THE DISTANCE GOING “NO JAMES NO, YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ENCOURAGING HIM HE IS IN SO MUCH TROUBLE.”
"LiLY DON’T GET IN THE WAY OF TRUE INHERITANCE."
AND RON’S LIKE “HARRY I HATE YOU SO MUCH”
if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
It’s not a phase Dad this is who I am.
how come no one ever talks about how hans was about to slice elsa’s fucking head off
its like every character in the movie was g-rated disney, except for hans, hans literally came straight out of game of thrones
the southern isles send their regards
Best line ever
look at them notes
"…but I’ve been told that the resemblance is startling"
peeta has never been more proud of himself than he has at this moment
when your friend finds you after a tv show marathon
Leonardo DiCaprio gets attacked by a penguin during a trip to Antarctica in 2006