—Netflix would be by far the best dating site. “Here are 9 other singles in your area who have also watched Breaking Bad for 12 straight hours”

  • emma: killian?
  • emma: *knock knock knock-knock knock*
  • emma: do you wanna see my magiiiiiiiic?
  • emma: come on just look my waaaaay
  • emma: we're never flirting anymore
  • emma: come out the door
  • emma: it's like you've gone awaaaaaay
  • emma: we used to be so flirty
  • emma: and now we're not
  • emma: i wish you would tell me whyyyyyyyyyyy
  • emma: do you wanna see my magiiiiiiiiic?
  • emma: it doesn't have to be my magiiiiiiiiiic
  • hook: bad form, swan
  • emma: okay byeeeeeeee

killian 'cutest pirate of them all' jones in 3B


can’t tell me this didn’t happen

But I’m still just a lanky dork. Ironically learning to box doesn’t make you any tougher, it just makes you realize that if you actually got into a real fight you’d probably get your arse kicked.


You can tell what season of Once Upon a Time you’re watching just by looking at Josh Dallas.

It’s like he goes from cute boy next door, to teen heartthrob from the 90s, to Superman. 

[In which we are simultaneously Jennifer and Colin.]

Get your own pirate!


If only Emma would step up to Zelena’s face in the next episode(s) if she tries to bother Hook again and be all:


I need it!


Friendly reminder of two things:

1. Emma & her family now call him.Killian.

2. We went from “Actually I quite fancy you from time to time” to “I SWEAR ON EMMA SWAN”


Captain Swan + Touching